Vincent Leon (Dorian Del Isla) is a hitman hired for one job: take care of the mythical Landlady of the Fake Hostel! Vincent brings plenty of hardware with him, but can't keep the Landlady's big tits in his sights. Unloading a clip at her, Dorian is amazed to see the ammo evaporate into thin air. The Landlady then uses her charm to seduce the Hitman, and shows him how to make love not war! After Mr. Leon unloads his load on her pretty face, the Landlady leaves him with his weapon to reconsider his life choices.